The Limericks Fever

This was triggered by a school Limericks contest but went on to become an obsession when Aatreyee kept creating limericks all the time...often driving us up the wall.... ;)

Limerick - 1

A girl called Twitter had a dog named Butter.

Twitter and Butter fell into the gutter.

Deep in the river of slime

Poor things were covered in grime,

Butter barked, Twitter cried, "O what a disaster!"

Limerick-2

A dog called Red

went early to bed.

He loved to draw hearts

And he ate only tarts,

And he only sang songs of the dead.

Limerick-3

I have a neighbour

Who hates child labour.

She's very nice,

She gives the poor rice.

Every Sunday she does a favour.

Limerick-4

There is a school

Which is smaller than a pool.

It has a bus which is big

Which is covered in fig.

Its every student is a big fat fool.

Limerick-5

I have a recipe book

Which I hang on a hook.

I read it every night

Under the kitchen's dim light.

Every Sunday I cook, eat and again cook.

Limerick-6

I have a fudge
On which I hold a grudge.
It is yummy,
But does not fill my tummy.
So I melted it into a sludge.

Limerick-7

There is a girl called Ferry
Who loved to eat Cherry.
She made a yummy dish
Which was made of fried fish.
This made Ferry very merry.